HOT NIGHT I was working one night at a department store. I was closing the registers and my boss was walking around as usual not doing anything. Well I didn't know that I had been takingg so long to count the money in my register. My boss, a tall, muscular, nicely tanned 30 year-old Vin Diesel kind of man, walks up to me and says, "You really need to hurry, we're the last two people in the store- I can't leave until you finish!" Ordinarily, I would just continue counting and ignore him. But tonight was a good night. I was going out- it was Friday. After the register was done I was going to hang out at the beach with a couple of friends. So in good nature I began to small talk with my boss, "what are you doing tonight?" Well he's surprised because I no one usually says anything to him after he's chastized them. He looks at me almost in a different light as I finish up the last stack of bills. "I'm not doing anything, what about you?" He says leaning on a fixture. "I'm going to hang out with a couple of friends." I close my register and place the money in the bag without looking up. When I look up, all 6'2" and 195lbs. of my boss was standing over me in a way that I'd never seem him do. I paused and said, "would you like to come with my friends?" He smiled and said, "young guys like you have nothing hanging with an old guy like me." I point out that I'm only twenty and he smiles. I start to walk to the break room and he follows- there is an uncomfortable silence. When I finally get into the break room, I turn around and my boss is still standing in a unprofessional proximity to me. I cannot understand. So I ask him again, "are you sure you don't want to go out with my friends tonight- we'll be looking for hot ladies." He smiles and licks his lips. I cannot believe my eyes. He come even close to me and says, "I'd much rather just the two of us go back to my place and get a Bud- how's about that?" I didn't suspect anything. So I said, "you'd wanna hang out with a dud like me? That wouldn't be any fun." I'll take this time to remind you that my boss is a spitting image of the actor Vin Diesel (if you dont' know the actor- I suggest that you get to know him). He smiles and says, "when you get my age you have to find fun in creative ways." He winks and licks his lips subtly. With all the naivete in the world at the time I think he's talking about having sex (with women of course). I see frustration in his eyes. In retrospect I know that he is getting mad that I'm not taking a hint. But at that moment I thought he was annoyed with the conversation and wanted to go home- afterall he is still my boss! Well he tries a different angle- he says, "are you hot- this break room is way too hot." I say, "no, I'm fine" He takes off his shirt and before me I see the most beautiful set of abs- the biggest pecs you've ever seen and the most gorgeous arms in the world! Well at this point I'm hot too!!!! My boss is now constantly looking at me with bedroom eyes and FINALLY I get the point. TO BE CONTINUED... |
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